Observations -- Part I

-ALL Parisians dress better than me
-There is no sun here
-There is no such thing as a straight road
-Obesity is not a problem
-Even Parisians dont know where they are
-Pasta sauce and meat are very expensive
-There are tens of thousands or restaurants and cafes here
-Every street looks deserted at night
-McDonalds is everywhere
-I might like chesse